The news is so much better...
Published Monday, December 11, 2006 by baccarat_guy.
Just a bit of Monday humor.
A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an
Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same
subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon.
Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader: "Moshe, have you lost your
mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper ? "
Moshe replied: "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find ?
Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through
assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So, I switched to
the Arab newspaper.
"Now what do I find ? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews
are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better ! "
A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an
Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same
subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon.
Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader: "Moshe, have you lost your
mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper ? "
Moshe replied: "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find ?
Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through
assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So, I switched to
the Arab newspaper.
"Now what do I find ? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews
are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better ! "
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